Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Aku Tak Percaya

Kopiah di atas kepala tak menjamin apa2. Berjubah, berserban juga tak menjamin apa2. Tidak satupun daripada itu menjamin perangai yang baik.

Masih ramai lagi yang berkopiah memandu ikut perasaan. Masih ada lagi yg berjubah, berserban tak pernah hormat pemandu lain bila nak ke masjid. Mengejar syurga agaknya.

Ada yang berkopiah, berbekas dahi masih lagi tak tahu nak beratur. Memotong barisan macam tiada apa yang terjadi. Apa kau ingat sebab ia hukum dunia kau boleh langgar? Mahu saja aku lempang kau.

Masih ada yang berjubah, berkopiah masih tidak tahu untuk berbudi bicara. Cakap main lepas serupa dunia ini kau yang punya. Kepala banna kau. Jangan salahkan aku kalau aku caci maki.

Masih ada yang berserban yang tidak menghormati binatang. Kalau kau tak sukakan kucing tu, tak payah nak tendang kucing tu. Kalau dia yang tendang kau, kau suka? 

Jangan kau fikir kau yang paling mulia. Aku yang berbaju T-shirt dan jeans ini juga ada akal dan ilmu. Aku diajar untuk menghormati orang lain dan juga binatang. Banyak yang aku rasa kita perlu pakai "common sense". Tak payah nak rujuk kitab. Benda yang mendatangkan kebaikan, tak salah jika dipraktikkan.

Islam aku mudah. Aku tak pasti Islam kau bagaimana. Kita baca kitab yang sama. Moga kita menjadi yang lebih baik.

#ThisIsMyRant

Cheers.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Coincidence?


Just wandering around Facebook and I manage to find this.



Look at the first letter on each line. Somebody must be hating their job. :)

Cheers.

Why I Sometimes Hate The Internet #1

Everybody loves the internet. I mean, who doesn't? But sometimes, i do hate the internet because of certain reasons. One of them is because :












I just freaking hate people who wrote like this. I hope you burn in hell. Haha.

Cheers.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

This is Our Generation

It seems like nowadays people just cannot be separated from their mobile phones. I second to the development of the technology which allows us to communicate without borders. But there is a downside of this technology boom. We lack in our human interaction.

Albert Einstein was quoted saying, "I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots". I'm not sure of how far this is really from Albert Einstein but there is a truth in the statement.

Wherever you go, having coffee with friends, having dinner, on a date and even on the elevator, you can see people are much more interested to interact with their phones. What is happening to us? I admit I did it sometimes but I'm slowing down the habit myself.

I understand people needs to stay connected but can we just have a time to communicate verbally with our friends and family? People might disagree but I'm getting sick of this attitude. Let's start talking to each other, shall we?

Cheers.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Fast Food...good or bad?

Almost all of my friends, family and relatives know very well about my passion towards fast food. I've been eating fast food since my early ages. Most people keep advising me that fast food can really kills me. Obesity and cholesterol among other stuff. I understand their concern and fully respect the opinion. I'm not bragging but no offence, I will eat what I feel like eating.

I get the chance to watch this show: "Penn & Teller - Bullshit". It is an interesting show. The 2 videos below shows how different people's opinion on fast food. The worst part is the side that want to control what you eat and try to impose a strict law on your food. WTF was that? No offence though but let people decide what their life. It is all come down to ONE word - CHOICE. If they ARE going to die because eating too much fast food, that is their CHOICE. It is also their CHOICE to eat fast food but still maintain a healthy lifestyle by working out.

Part 1:


Part 2:


I let you decide what is your CHOICE.

Cheers!

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Happy New Year 2013


Aaaaahhh...it has been a while since i last wrote on this blog. I guess I was programmed to be very busy for the year 2012. In a blink of an eye, 2012 just passed me by. 2012 filled me with happiness, sadness, anger and almost every feelings that a human could bear. It was a tough year but i was tougher.

After all the effort in 2012, i was looking forward for a fruitful of 2013. Let's work on to make this a better year than the last.

Feliz Ano Novo 2013!

Monday, March 26, 2012

Can You Talk?

This happened to me earlier. A lady tried to have a chat with me. She wanted to ask me a couple of question.


Lady: hi...can u talk?

Me: yes...i've been doing it for the past 26 years..

Lady: .....


$illykorn


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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Jakun

Jakun are a group of orang asli of Malay peninsula. They are probably branch of proto-malays. They are mostly located in south Pahang and north Johor.


Sebenarnya aku saja nak test tulih blog guna phone. Saja nak jakun skit.


$illykorn


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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Bad Morning


Today i start off the day quite badly. I woke up early today...around 7.30am. Well, 7.30 is early for sleepyhead like me. Hehe.

At 8am, i was already ready for work. With my favorite Superman shirt, jeans and a splash of perfume, i am all set to go. I grabbed my lappy, lock my room, close the door and ready to go. Then i realized that i left my car key inside my room. To make matter worse, my room key is attached to my car key. Unfortunately, my room spare key is in my freaking CAR! Now i stuck in an infinite loop.

I woke up my housemate, asking for some help. We managed to grab a PVC pipe and a steel rod and attached it together. Feeling that it is not long enough, we attached a fishing rod and put a fish hook at the end. We climb up the roof, trying to snatch my key through my window.

At last, we finally manage to hook my car key and pull it out from the window. Finally! Phew! I was so relieved that I managed to grab back my car key.

I hope the bad day ends there. Please Thursday, be nice to me ya! Ciao!

-$illykorn


Toastmaster Meeting


Today is the AMD toastmasters 16th bi-weekly meeting. Everything went well as expected even though it is not smooth. There were some last minute changes and for the 4th consecutive time, i took up the role of the Toastmaster of the Evening (TME). Plus, i have to take up the role of Sergeant-At-Arms since the sergeant himself is out with eye infection. I wonder what he did with his eyes...hehe.

There's a lot of newcomers today. Mostly interns and contractors. It is a good sign that the AMD TMC will grow bigger and get more participation. This is really vital as the number of meeting attendees is decreasing meeting after meeting.

Well, that's not why i'm writing this post. I really would like to thank the whole toastmaster team who have put in a brilliant effort to make the 16th meeting happen. From me taking up 2 roles, the 'bidan-terjun' table topic master & role players and last minute project speech, we still did well. We run the night brilliantly. After all, that's what friends are for.

There is nothing that we cannot do!

This song for you guys. Enjoy...







Cheers,
$illykorn

Monday, March 12, 2012

Knock Knock


Knock...Knock!

Who's there?

Britney Spears.

Britney Spears who?

Knock...Knock!

Who's there?

Oops! I did it again...

*facepalm*


-$illykorn

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Toilet Mishaps


Entry kali ni nak cerita pasal toilet lagi. Baru sebentar tadi aku masuk toilet favourite aku...well, semua orang pasti ada toilet favourite masng-masing...kan?

Nak di jadikan cerita, aku pon masuklah toilet dengan niat nak qada' hajat. Macam biasa, selepas melabuhkan punggung di atas toilet seat, aku pon kluarkan handphone...and kononnya nak bersosial dari dalam tandas.

Semasa sedang sibuk bersosial, dengan tiba-tiba BOOM! Water tap dekat tepi tu just gave up on me. Kepala paip tu tiba-tiba tercabut dari paip and mencurah-curah la air.

Nasib baik dapat selamatkan phone aku. Tapi habis basah sebelah seluar jeans aku. Demmit.


Shit happens. Nasib baik tak basah kuyup aku dalam toilet. :p

-$illykorn

The OKU Toilet


There's this OKU/disabled toilet at my office. The toilet is spacious. So spacious you can even fit in 3 buffalos inside it. In this toilet, they have shower besides toilet bowl, sink and everything else.

One day, after finished my day at the gym, i decided to take a bath in this OKU toilet. Out of the blue, somebody came knocking at the door, asking "who's inside?"

Perhaps somebody thinking i was misusing the OKU toilet, i just yelled "i'm a freaking retarded trying to take a shower!"

That guy just laughed.

-$illykorn

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Bad Habit


It's been a while again since I last update this blog. I just don't know why i'm so freaking lazy to update the blog. Every time I have something in my mind that I think it's worth sharing in the blog, it's either i'm too lazy to do it or i'm so far away from the internet.

Well, doesn't matter, who read this anyway.

Pffft!


Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Other Justin Bieber


Have you guys ever meet Dani Shay? I bet some of you does. To all JB fans out there, this girl is coming for her spot. No offence but this girl looks pretty much like Justin Bieber i have to say.

Dani, an aspiring singer/songwriter, shares a shocking resemblance to Justin Bieber, and she even sounds likes him. Equally as shocking, Dani did not know who Justin was until she was repeatedly mistaken for the 17-year-old pop singing sensation. By the way, she's 22 now.

Here she is appearing on the America's Got Talent program singing a parody to JB's Baby song. I'm not dissing Justin Bieber but this is kind of fun.



Cheers,
$illykorn


Mali's Corner Demolished?


I was surfing around Facebook when i found out that Mali's Corner in Taman Bunga Raya, Setapak was demolished early today. I managed to find the video source which leads to Mali's Corner FB page. It seems like the DBKL came and demolished only the Mali's Corner instead. According to the info from the FB page, the other stalls did not get demolished. Well, that's fishy. I believe i have to dig in more info on this.

You guys can check out the video here and have your own thoughts on it. There goes another good place to eat.

I apologized for not uploading the video but you guys still can check on the given link.


Cheers,
$illykorn

Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Simpsons - Get to Know Their Faces


I believe most of you who are reading this is a fan of The Simpsons. Oh yeah, i watched it over and over again and never get bored. But have you ever wondered who are the faces behind those characters?

Here's the video revealing the faces behind the voice of characters in The Simpsons. Enjoy y'all.




Cheers.

The Most Painful Thing in The World


Most of the people, especially women said that the most painful thing in the world is giving birth to a child. Well, it is painful but i do not think that it is the most painful thing in the world.

I believe the most painful thing in the world is a kick to the midsection...or in other words is a kick to the dick. Now that's a REAL PAIN.

Why?

Because when a women went through immense pain of giving birth to a child, a year later they might have another one. But when a men got kicked to the groin...they never ask for it ANYMORE. :)

Cheers.


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Sakit Mata, Sakit Kepala


Kereta orang lain ada built-in Halogen head light, dia pon nak pasang Halogen light. Takpa, aku tak kisah. Tapi kalau nak pasang pon, biar lah yang ikut spesifikasi yang betul. Aku ni ada masalah silau, sekali hang suluh kat belakang, rasa nak buta mata tau tak. Aku tengok BMW pon ada Halogen headlamp, tapi light emission dia bagus...tak menyakitkan mata.

Ni ada satu jenis lagi, kalau dah tau headlamp bulb tu rosak, pi la tukaq kat kedai. Berapa ringgit sangat la nak tukaq bulb tu. Simpan duit beli rokok ka, simpan duit nak main snooker ka...InsyaAllah cukup duit nak tukaq headlamp bulb tu. Ada yang dah malas nak tukaq, bukak high beam sepanjang jalan. Hang buta ka apa? Silau yang amat tau tak.

Ok...cukup lah leteran sampai takat ni. Bukan apa...dok sakit kepala lagi dari semalam. Korang tau la pasai apa.


Cheers.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Best Thing I Ever Had


I make you happy, i make you sad...
I make you angry because i'm naughty...

I make you excited because i don't want to see you frustrated...
and I make you worried but i didn't mean to do it...

Sometimes i make you mad...because i'm bad...
and of course...
I make you proud and I SAY IT OUT LOUD!


There are so many things that ever happened to me...and they come and go. But there's just one thing that remains forever...the love to my mother. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to my one and only ibu. Love you.





Cheers.