Jessie J - Price Tag Cover by Maddi Jane

I know this vid has been a hit at the internet. Just want to re-post this thing for all to share. Good things are worth sharing. This is the kind of talent we're looking for back here in Malaysia. Sorry to say, but i don't see enough talent from the reality show. Akademi Fantasia, Mentor...you name it. If you can give a performance that everybody are willing to pay for it...then you're freaking good.

Enough typing, just enjoy the vid. :)

Cheers.

Malas

Aku pon tak tahu la kenapa aku malas nak update blog ni. Kadang dalam brainhead ni banyak benda yang nak disampaikan...tapi bila ada depan laptop, malas menjadi2 nak type. Haish~

Tapi bila difikirkan balik, ada ke org yg baca blog aku? Atau pemikiran yg begini yg buat aku jadi malas?

Cheers.

Shit Happens

Just browsing through the net and found something interesting. The goalkeeper from Ebbsfleet United shown in the video only managed to last 10 seconds on the pitch before being sent-off for the foul on his penalty box.

An under-shot backpass by the defender was intercepted by the opponents from Farnborough and the striker was brought down in the penalty box. The goalkeeper was shown straight red card for the challenge on denying a goalscoring chance. Shit happens...sometimes. LOL

You can read the full news here.

Cheers,

$illykorn

The Racist Toilet

Last couple of weeks back, me, my girl & my cousin went to One Utama just to wander around and look for good food to eat. then all of a sudden, my stomach grumbled and i need to go to the washroom. Managed to find one and i straight went in.

During the "transaction" i just looked around the toilet room. Then i've noticed something that is so freaking racist but yet is funny. At the toilet door, somebody made some remarks that goes something like this "bodo punya cina, kencing bersepah, taktau basuh.."

And then another person replied, "melayu pon bodo, buang anak bersepah..".

I managed to did nothing but laughed my ass out in the toilet. Oh, how i love Malaysia.

p/s : this is not a racist post neither it's written to spark racism. Just something for us to laugh about together. :)

Cheers,

$illykorn

Google Translate Beatboxing

I've just found out this while browsing through Facebook just now that you can create beatboxing using Google Translate. It actually quite simple though. A guy named Peter Kirn actually wrote the original article about Google Translate beatboxing. You can read the article here.

The steps are pretty easy. Steps of creating beatboxing in Google Translate are as follows :

1. Go to Google Translate
2. Set the translator to translate German to German
3. Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4. Click “listen”

Knock yourself out fellas!

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Bapak Borek Anak Rintik

29 Nov 2010 - 10.30 am

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Baru cecah masuk pintu ofis. Sambung buat kerja dan pura-pura rajin. Email beratus2 nak dibaca...adeh..

29 Nov 2010 - 11.19 am

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Godfather(GF) call nak sampaikan berita baik.

GF : John, ni i baru terima surat saman...u kena speed trap kat Putrajaya...

Aku : Bila kena?

GF : 28 Oct 2010

Aku : Berapa laju i tekan?

GF : Speed limit 80...u tekan 93...

Aku : Berapa riban?

GF : 300 ringgit Malaysia sahaja..tapi takpa nanti i try adjust..

Hampeh, first time kena saman ekor...tahniah kepada diri sendiri..

29 Nov 2010 - 1.53 pm

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Godfather call sekali lagi...

GF : John, i pon kena saman jugak...kat Kelantan..on the exact same date as yours.

Aku : Like father, like son...haha!

p/s: godfather di atas merujuk kepada bapak saya sendiri, sekian

-$illyKorn

Toilet Haprak

Who the heck peed on the toilet lid? I guess you just too lazy to strip up your pants and sit on it eyh? I'm not getting paid for cleaning other men's urine whenever i wanted to use the washroom. If you want to do it while your standing, for god sake there's the urinal bowl where you can't messed up with your ding dong.

Damn all these ass mind people! Cut the crap y'all!

Cheers,

$illyKorn