Toilet Mishaps

Entry kali ni nak cerita pasal toilet lagi. Baru sebentar tadi aku masuk toilet favourite aku...well, semua orang pasti ada toilet favourite masng-masing...kan?

Nak di jadikan cerita, aku pon masuklah toilet dengan niat nak qada' hajat. Macam biasa, selepas melabuhkan punggung di atas toilet seat, aku pon kluarkan handphone...and kononnya nak bersosial dari dalam tandas.

Semasa sedang sibuk bersosial, dengan tiba-tiba BOOM! Water tap dekat tepi tu just gave up on me. Kepala paip tu tiba-tiba tercabut dari paip and mencurah-curah la air.

Nasib baik dapat selamatkan phone aku. Tapi habis basah sebelah seluar jeans aku. Demmit.

Shit happens. Nasib baik tak basah kuyup aku dalam toilet. :p

-$illykorn

The OKU Toilet

There's this OKU/disabled toilet at my office. The toilet is spacious. So spacious you can even fit in 3 buffalos inside it. In this toilet, they have shower besides toilet bowl, sink and everything else.

One day, after finished my day at the gym, i decided to take a bath in this OKU toilet. Out of the blue, somebody came knocking at the door, asking "who's inside?"

Perhaps somebody thinking i was misusing the OKU toilet, i just yelled "i'm a freaking retarded trying to take a shower!"

That guy just laughed.

-$illykorn

Bad Habit

It's been a while again since I last update this blog. I just don't know why i'm so freaking lazy to update the blog. Every time I have something in my mind that I think it's worth sharing in the blog, it's either i'm too lazy to do it or i'm so far away from the internet.

Well, doesn't matter, who read this anyway.

Pffft!

The Other Justin Bieber

Have you guys ever meet Dani Shay? I bet some of you does. To all JB fans out there, this girl is coming for her spot. No offence but this girl looks pretty much like Justin Bieber i have to say.

Dani, an aspiring singer/songwriter, shares a shocking resemblance to Justin Bieber, and she even sounds likes him. Equally as shocking, Dani did not know who Justin was until she was repeatedly mistaken for the 17-year-old pop singing sensation. By the way, she's 22 now.

Here she is appearing on the America's Got Talent program singing a parody to JB's Baby song. I'm not dissing Justin Bieber but this is kind of fun.

Cheers,

$illykorn

Mali's Corner Demolished?

I was surfing around Facebook when i found out that Mali's Corner in Taman Bunga Raya, Setapak was demolished early today. I managed to find the video source which leads to Mali's Corner FB page. It seems like the DBKL came and demolished only the Mali's Corner instead. According to the info from the FB page, the other stalls did not get demolished. Well, that's fishy. I believe i have to dig in more info on this.

You guys can check out the video here and have your own thoughts on it. There goes another good place to eat.

I apologized for not uploading the video but you guys still can check on the given link.

Cheers,

$illykorn

The Simpsons - Get to Know Their Faces

I believe most of you who are reading this is a fan of The Simpsons. Oh yeah, i watched it over and over again and never get bored. But have you ever wondered who are the faces behind those characters?

Here's the video revealing the faces behind the voice of characters in The Simpsons. Enjoy y'all.

Cheers.

The Most Painful Thing in The World

Most of the people, especially women said that the most painful thing in the world is giving birth to a child. Well, it is painful but i do not think that it is the most painful thing in the world.

I believe the most painful thing in the world is a kick to the midsection...or in other words is a kick to the dick. Now that's a REAL PAIN.

Why?

Because when a women went through immense pain of giving birth to a child, a year later they might have another one. But when a men got kicked to the groin...they never ask for it ANYMORE. :)

Cheers.