Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Google Translate Beatboxing

I've just found out this while browsing through Facebook just now that you can create beatboxing using Google Translate. It actually quite simple though. A guy named Peter Kirn actually wrote the original article about Google Translate beatboxing. You can read the article here.

The steps are pretty easy. Steps of creating beatboxing in Google Translate are as follows :

  1. Go to Google Translate
  2. Set the translator to translate German to German
  3. Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
  4. Click “listen”
Knock yourself out fellas!

Cheers,
$illyKorn

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Bapak Borek Anak Rintik


29 Nov 2010 - 10.30 am
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Baru cecah masuk pintu ofis. Sambung buat kerja dan pura-pura rajin. Email beratus2 nak dibaca...adeh..



29 Nov 2010 - 11.19 am
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Godfather(GF) call nak sampaikan berita baik.

GF : John, ni i baru terima surat saman...u kena speed trap kat Putrajaya...
Aku : Bila kena?
GF : 28 Oct 2010
Aku : Berapa laju i tekan?
GF : Speed limit 80...u tekan 93...
Aku : Berapa riban?
GF : 300 ringgit Malaysia sahaja..tapi takpa nanti i try adjust..

Hampeh, first time kena saman ekor...tahniah kepada diri sendiri..



29 Nov 2010 - 1.53 pm
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Godfather call sekali lagi...

GF : John, i pon kena saman jugak...kat Kelantan..on the exact same date as yours.
Aku : Like father, like son...haha!



p/s: godfather di atas merujuk kepada bapak saya sendiri, sekian

-$illyKorn

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Toilet Haprak


Who the heck peed on the toilet lid? I guess you just too lazy to strip up your pants and sit on it eyh? I'm not getting paid for cleaning other men's urine whenever i wanted to use the washroom. If you want to do it while your standing, for god sake there's the urinal bowl where you can't messed up with your ding dong.

Damn all these ass mind people! Cut the crap y'all!


Cheers,
$illyKorn