Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Women and Words



This is some of the words that women use in the daily conversation and together we observe what they really means..


"FINE"
- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

"FIVE MINUTES" - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

"NOTHING" - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine".

"GO AHEAD" - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

"LOUD SIGH" - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

"THAT'S OKAY" - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

"THANKS" - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. No more arguments.

3 comments:

Terung Jambu said...

wheres ur shoutbox? btw, glory was defeated by the blues duddd.. haha

Terung Jambu said...

you have been tagged by me.. eheh..

khalida salleh =) said...

hay norman.. gell neyh bc yg pasal woman.. besh! haha btoi ni...