Google Translate Beatboxing

I've just found out this while browsing through Facebook just now that you can create beatboxing using Google Translate. It actually quite simple though. A guy named Peter Kirn actually wrote the original article about Google Translate beatboxing. You can read the article here.

The steps are pretty easy. Steps of creating beatboxing in Google Translate are as follows :

1. Go to Google Translate
2. Set the translator to translate German to German
3. Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4. Click “listen”

Knock yourself out fellas!

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Bapak Borek Anak Rintik

29 Nov 2010 - 10.30 am

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Baru cecah masuk pintu ofis. Sambung buat kerja dan pura-pura rajin. Email beratus2 nak dibaca...adeh..

29 Nov 2010 - 11.19 am

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Godfather(GF) call nak sampaikan berita baik.

GF : John, ni i baru terima surat saman...u kena speed trap kat Putrajaya...

Aku : Bila kena?

GF : 28 Oct 2010

Aku : Berapa laju i tekan?

GF : Speed limit 80...u tekan 93...

Aku : Berapa riban?

GF : 300 ringgit Malaysia sahaja..tapi takpa nanti i try adjust..

Hampeh, first time kena saman ekor...tahniah kepada diri sendiri..

29 Nov 2010 - 1.53 pm

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Godfather call sekali lagi...

GF : John, i pon kena saman jugak...kat Kelantan..on the exact same date as yours.

Aku : Like father, like son...haha!

p/s: godfather di atas merujuk kepada bapak saya sendiri, sekian

-$illyKorn

Toilet Haprak

Who the heck peed on the toilet lid? I guess you just too lazy to strip up your pants and sit on it eyh? I'm not getting paid for cleaning other men's urine whenever i wanted to use the washroom. If you want to do it while your standing, for god sake there's the urinal bowl where you can't messed up with your ding dong.

Damn all these ass mind people! Cut the crap y'all!

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Untuk Dia...

I never neither wrote anything for her nor about her. So i dedicated this song for her. Your smile soften my heart. Senyumlah untuk saya dan juga dunia.

Hai cantik dalam cantik luar cantik dengar sini...

Kalau cantik senyum cantik mesti cantik lagi...

Senyum sikit nak tengok ada tak lesung pipit...

Kalau tak ada pun aku masih mahu cubit...

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Banyak Orang Gila Toto

I've found this clip from my gulagulahati's phone. It's hilarious to hear this man rapping and yapping. I bet this guy is street medicine man like the 1 you can found on any pasar malam in Malaysia. I maybe right or i maybe wrong. I don't know Macalister road Umno. LOL.

Toto by norman566

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Fak Fak

Entry hari ni bukanlah nak mencarut or nak memaki siapa-siapa. Cumanya terjumpa carian ni di Google tadi. Bunyi macam lawak. Sekali sebut bunyi macam nak mencarut, tapi actually it's a province called Fak Fak in West Papua, Indonesia.

Sila rujuk link ini untuk kepastian.

This Fak Fak just made my day. :)

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Nasiblah!

Sepatutnya semalam aku pi main golf kat KKTC driving range, tapi sebab terlalu dedicated sangat dengan kerja, aku settlekan sampai lepas Maghrib. Then terus bergegas ke KL sebab nak pi cari funny hat...bersempena sambutan Halloween cum Funny Hat Day kat opis hari ni.

20 minit atas MEX, lagi 15 minit smpai Gombak, fetch my gula-gula hati, then straight shoot pi Times Square. Nak jadi cerita, along Jalan Bukit Bintang aku sudah beat the red light. Tapi sumpah aku tak nampak traffic light tu sebab ada malaun drive Pajero Sport sudah overtake dengan angkuhnya.

Stop ja kat next traffic light, seorang abg polis ketuk cermin aku. Dalam hati rasa mcm nak kena saman dah. Dia cakap "depan saya awak langgar lampu merah, ni kalau saya saman RM300 ni..".

I just said to the policeman "dah saya salah saman jelah pakcik...nak buat camna..".

Lampu hijau, aku jalan, dia jalan, nak pi berhenti kat tepi jalan dalam 200m kat depan. Nak jadi cerita, ada orang sudah call itu polis. Dengan dok bawak motor tu, denga selamba dia keluarkan handphone and jawab call tu...SAMBIL DOK BAWAK MOTOR TU. Takpa, aku masih relaks.

Stop kat tepi jalan, slow talk dgn brader polis tersebut. Dia cakap nak saman, aku cakap saman jela dah memang nampak aku yg salah. Aku pandang ja muka dia, dengan suara selamba aku tegur sikit pasal dia cakap handphone tadi. Dia pandang aku balek and cakap "lain kali jangan buat lagi ye..".

Aku rasa pakcik tu pon tak sampai hati nak saman aku sebab dia sendiri pon cakap phone sambil bawak motor. Nasiblah!

p/s: aku berterima kasih kat sapa yg call brader polis tersebut..hehe.

Cheers,

$illykorn

Dosa Kering

Kelmarin pi Jusco Taman Equine dengan niat nak pi cari funny hat untuk Funny Hat Occasion kat ofis hari. Pusing punya pusing punya pusing...tak jumpa jugak topi2 menarik.

So aku pun menyinggah kat Teppanyaki House dengan niat nak memenuhkan perut. Duduk, waiter ambik order, then tunggu meal. Nak jadi cerita, ada la 3 gadis pangkat mak2 orang (aku confirm mak org atas sebab rupa & masing2 ada cincin kat jari) mai duduk sebelah meja.

As usual, being too observant, aku pon eavesdropping la since aku dah tak tau nak buat apa sambil tunggu makanan. Dari depa start order, hingga makanan aku sampai, hingga aku habis makan, dan hinggalah aku nak bangun pi bayaq kat kaunter, depa asyik dok mengata and mengutuk ja.

Menyesal aku eavesdropping. Dosa kering untuk aku.

Tahniah.

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Makan Time -- Wadihana Islamic Kitchen @ Bangi

Last night i was quite blurred and didn't really know what should i have for dinner. After wasting 15 minutes of driving around Bangi town area, i've finally decided to try my luck at Wadihana Islamic Kitchen. For those who doesn't know where this place is, here's the location map :

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Menu for the night :-

• Nasi Goreng SWIK - Rm8.90
• Teh Tarik Ais - Rm3.00

The nasi goreng was quite spicy. Basically it's just nasi goreng kampung + spicy fried chicken + telur mata + keropok. The taste was nice and the chicken is fresh from the pan too. Haven't had the time to publish the picture yet (sebenarnya tak amik gambar pon, sebab tak nak dikatakan poyo..haha). The price is kind of moderate and pretty much bearable for working people like me.

Haven't had the time to try some other stuff on the menu. Until next visit i guess.

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Celcom and The Network Problem

Celcom is at it again. Seriously i'm having problem with my connection around the office. Neither 3g connection nor GSM connection is stable right now. ~sigh~

Rasa macam nak tukar operator...rasa macam malas pon ada...

Tolonglah~

Cheers...

Fake Miracles

Just wondering through YouTube and found one of the short documentary regarding how easy people can get fooled. A nice video though. Actually it all started when i read about the Sai Baba's story.

Eventhough it's in India, but i saw a clear message from it...don't easily believe whatever you heard or see in the first place. Instead, do some of your own research before you said it out loud. You don't want to be embarrassed, believe me. :)

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Don't Insult The Boy, Appreciate!

Mark Gungor talking about appreciating men. Enjoy. Let the video do the talking.

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Wonder Kid

What i can say more about this boy. He plays the guitar like a pro and he's just 14. Sungha Jung is a South Korean prodigy guitarist who has risen the fame on youtube and some other sites.

No points describing this dude much longer, let his finger do the talking. This is one of his video. Enjoy...

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Believe Is The Word

A great video by Mark Gungor about men and women. Do listen to the facts. It might help you in a relationship. Funny yet informative. Enjoy.

Cheers,

$illyKorn

World Cup 2010

France has bow out of the World Cup this time...i never bet on them either...

Italy can almost forget of getting it to the final...

Germany survived the Serbs scare...

Holland is steady but still don't really get things going...

Spain...usted debe ganar a lo grande...idiota

Argentina is looking solid...

I'm waiting for Brazil and Portugal game...

That's all for now...

-$illyKorn

Third World Mind?

Last Tuesday i went off early from the office to met my father at KLCC. He just touch down in KL from Penang as he had his meeting with the Petronas guy perhaps...but that's not the point.

I parked in the KLCC basement car park and manage to find a nice spot nearby to the mall entrance. I parked, grab my things, lock the car and just walked. As i was walking there's 4 guys were walking towards me when suddenly one of them ran into the rear of a car...facing the walls.

I was shocked to see that the man just take his pee right there. Oh, i guess the toilet's all full in Suria KLCC then. Dang...life is good...

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Shit Happens

Well, the title says it all. I never expected this kind of thing will happen though but there again, shit happens.

I was sleeping until my cousin woke me up and saying that somebody might have broken into the house. At that moment, i instantly looked up to my laptop which is just beside me, now it's no longer there. Much like adding salt to the wound, the thief also took away both of my mobile phones. Dang!

Being sad and shocked, the first thing i did was to call my mother and inform her about the situation. Fortunately i didn't get harmed for any reason.

This is the first time this kind of thing happen to me though. So'i'm a bit shocked.

If only i could turn back time. ~sigh~

A warm reminder to all, please be careful with your belongings. Pffft! I have no mood to write that's why everything looks so "skema" one.

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Works, dengue and i'm at it again

It's been 5 months since i last wrote a new post. Didn't really have much time to do all the writing. Busy with works and lots of thing.

I guess most of the people would know that i've been struck by the dengue few months back. It was a horrible experience even-though it's not that serious. Perhaps the mosquitoes like it very much.

It was my very first time that i got hit by dengue fever. Only God knows how i suffer through the process. It started off with a normal fever which nobody would suspect that it was a dengue. After seeing the doctor and had my medication for nearly a week, the fever wouldn't come down at all. It was like on and off, my body hurts, my backbone was crunching, my legs hurt everytime i move and i really lose my appetite.

So, i decided to went back to Penang. Just before i departed, i managed to have my blood checked by the doctor. The doctor said that the blood test result is only can be identify after 4 hours. So, i let the doctor have my mobile number and i depart for Penang.

Rashes started to grow all over the body. I've already suspected that something is going wrong with me. I was scared though thinking that this an obvious sign of dengue. Along the journey i was nervous about the result that i might get.

It was 4 am, and i get the call from the doctor confirming that i had the symptoms of dengue. My blood platelet level plunged below normal level. Gosh, i was shocked. About 10am, my parents decided to take me to the hospital to get a treatment. The doctor there said it was not a serious case but suggested me to be warded...but instead i choose to stay home.

My cousin did suggest me to drink a lot of guava juice to increase my blood platelet level. I drank nearly 3 liter of Peel Fresh Guava Juice every single day. Lucky me, during i departed for Penang, my fever had gone off completely. Alhamdulillah i was lucky this time not to be affected seriously by the dengue.

From the dengue experience, i learn some tips on how to tackle the dengue thing. Firstly, if your platelet levels is plunging, guava juice would be a good medication. Some more, most of people said that it is good to eat the crab's soup. I don't know how true these things are but it works for me.

Cheers,

$illyKorn

The Rules Of Men

At first, i found out this on YouTube & until recently, one of my friends post it on his Facebook. Perhaps some of you may have read about it, but i'm just publishing it again just for your entertainment & perhaps, something to ponder on. I would say i'm generally agree with all those things..but...well, just read it girls!

• Men are NOT mind readers. ( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE )

• Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

• Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

• Crying is blackmail .

• Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

~ Subtle hints do not work!
~ Strong hints do not work!
~ Obvious hints do not work!
~ Just tell us what you want!

• YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

• Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

• Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

• If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

• If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

• Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials, because we don't disturb you while you are watching your soaps and serials.

• Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

• ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach for example is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

• If it itches, it will be scratched. We all do that.

• If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle!

• If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!!

• Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Racing or Football .

• You have enough clothes.

• You have too many shoes.

• I am in shape! Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight...but did you know men really don't mind that ? It's like camping.

What say you girls?

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Avatar

Just watched the movie Avatar recently with my lovely lady, Ronida & my cousin. It was a good movie and it has been a while since i saw such good movies. You know you won't be disappointed by James Cameron since Titanic was a box office hit. According to Rottentomatoes.com, the film might be more impressive on a technical level than as a piece of storytelling, but Avatar reaffirms James Cameron's singular gift for imaginative, absorbing filmmaking.

Yesterday, one of my colleagues do send me an e-mail. Quite an interesting stuff she sent. Perhaps a good stuff to share just to brighten up your day. What happen to the claim that it takes 15 years of script writing for this movie? I just don't know. Just enjoy it. I didn't say this was true. :)

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Awesome Michael Jackson Medley by Sam Tsui

All of the people may have knew about this but i just found out this on YouTube. A cool video though with a nice touch of creativity. Anybody missed Michael Jackson? Just enjoy the video.

Cheers,

$illyKorn

2010 - Putting More Kilos

It may sounds a bit awkward to people who know me...

But i have my own target...

2010...

Nak tambah more kilo...

At least 10 kilo...

Dah bosan...

Asyik - asyik orang bertanyakan...

Kau bila nak besarkan badan...

Target dah lama dah...

Tapi tak tercapai sampai ke sudah...

Apa nak jadi, jadilah...

Hari - hari nak makan banyak...

Nasi, pasta, tomyam semua aku lanyak...

Sampai perut nak rabak...

2010 - I want to put on weight...

My stomache has shown the sign of "boncet"...

Tak lama lagi boleh saing dengan my dad... :)

Cheers,

$illyKorn

Happy New Year 2010

I know it's been a while since i last blogging. I guess i was just too lazy to publish a post in my blog. Not again Norman. You have to be more proactive...2010 - new spirit! 2010 - back to blogging mode. :)

2010 reflects new spirit, new hopes & new dreams. My wish is that 2010 will bring a whole new revolution towards all people's mind & ideology. May 2010 realized many people's dream & bring prosperity towards all mankind. Let the past flew away in distance and start to think about our future plan. Anybody who still want to live with their past...just go ahead. No hassle. Everybody deserves their own privacy. Happy New Year 2010 everyone! Let's leave the sadness & get going for 2010 everybody!

Cheers,

SK